Why do you have to put so many good ideas out there? Is it not enough that I can barely put a complex sentence together that you have to go and come up with 7 ways to sew a man’s shirt into sheets and pillows, a cookie of the day recipe, 11 Easter card ideas, and six mood-boosting yoga poses – all before 5:00? My God woman. Be kind to your sisters. Relax a little on the craftiness. Maybe hold off on giving us tips on how to spring-clean our house with a toothbrush and baking soda (we’ve just taken down the heart gels from our Valentine’s windows for goodness sake). Give us a moment before we leap off another craft cliff into glitter and glue depths. We can’t do it all.
(Especially without all the 2001 people that we know you have working for you and making it look simple. Yeah, you heard me.)
Anyway, Martha. Go easy on us.
Hearts and flowers.